helscome my wedsite.

its not done.


(the box at the top is the cream of the crop)
(and also covers of songs by people more talented than me, unless otherwise noted)
Truckers Are The Blood
(AJJ)
We Shall All Die Alone Someday and Forest Fire
(AJJ)
Princess
(me)
Ode to Joe Camel
(me)
Theme from
My Life as a Teenage Robot
Teleprompters
(The Uncluded)
Going to Marrakesh
(The Extra Glenns)
New Mexico Song
(Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains)
Hadlock Padlock
(Kimya Dawson)
Solid and Strong
(Kimya Dawson)
Skate Park
(AJJ)
Keep On Chooglin'
(AJJ)

HOLY SHIT SOMETHING ???? ENTER THE MOUNTAIN GOATS COVER HOLE


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Fish Prom

Reflections On Whether Or Not It's Bad Form For Your First Album To Be Self-Titled
(Dec 27 2016)
mp3's!
zip!
recorded a lot of this in my mom's garage, when it was freezing as shit. a lot of it sounds forced (cause it is) but some of the live classics are here.
Fish Prom

God Dammit, They Made Another One?
(Feb 09 2017)
mp3's!
zip!
called this "early access" because i knew it sucked and honestly thought i was going to record and release it a second time. sorry to jed and anyone else that bought it hoping for a second CD.

 

(woe betide all those who scroll past this line)
Residual Bean

It's About Damn Time
(Jan 20 2016)
mp3's!
zip!
my friend evan and i really thought we were hot shit with this one. i did guitar and vox in my dad's garage and evan did bass and drum machine.
720 BENIHANA

Punk Rock Denny's, plus Cat Facts and Reverb
(Jun 18 2016)
mp3's!
zip!
live at the oasis, baby. cuss-free wholesome event with my little brother in attendance at which i don't play very well.
20 Minutes Of The Dude From 720 BENIHANA Making Fart Noises Into A Laptop Microphone
mp3's!
zip!
charged $7 for this and was genuinely surprised that nobody bought it. (had to pirate it to upload it here.)
beatsbyestrogen happysaph98, at the site with the yodeling jingle (nice try robots) Sapphlower#1927


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